Minnie’s Magic

A witch's brew of barnyard poo

In hindsight it seems fitting
That with Valentine’s Day near
Minerva met the world
In vibrant pink from hoof to ear.

Known to friends as “Minnie,”
She’s renowned at Mack Hill Farm
For her bottle-fed beginnings
And pervasive porcine charm.

Her every move is followed
By the barnyard sows and hogs
Who grant her mythic status as
“The pig who runs with dogs.”

While human pals are sleeping
Minnie rallies farmyard friends
To play a round of horseshoes
And concoct her compost blend.

A touch of Minnie’s Magic
Helps dull plants to come alive —
This witch’s brew of barnyard poo
Will make your garden thrive!

(Commissioned from Short Order Verse)

I wonder if I can use honey bears to sell in? Adding drops to your water can is the best way to dilute the stuff, and a bear would be perfect for that.

I need some people to try it for me. Email me if you’d like some Minnie Magic! (lisa at mackhillfarm dot com of course!)

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.